[Verse 1]
It's so fucking hot in this place
I can't fucking stand it no more
It's 800 degrees in here
I can't even know what I'm doing
[Verse 2]
This situation is horrible
I have to get away from it all
I need some fucking air conditioning
What must it be like
[Verse 3]
There's bird shit on the windows
The engine is dead
I feel my blood boiling
How can anyone stand this
(screaming)
(screaming)
[Verse 4]
What the fuck i need to get out
I'm fucking trapped in here
I'm bathing in my own sweat
I gotta fucking go
Agh
I gotta go
I gotta go
I gotta go
I gotta fucking leave
Agh
Fuck
[Verse 1]
Y'all have an issue with your audio recording
Need to get a track but you can't find something
Something's wrong and you can't hear a chord
Here's a little tip just jostle that cord
[Chorus]
Jostle that cord, jostle it good!
Jostle it, jostle it, jostle it good!
Wiggle that wire, wiggle it well!
Wiggle it, wiggle it, wiggle it well!
[Verse 2]
Play the song back and you can't hear a pop
Is it a kink in the wire or a software problem
Need a diagnosis but you don't know how
There's a trick for this and it involves that wire
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Can't hear a thing out of the long ass cord, see
Checked Audacity and maybe VLC
Still not working as you discover to your horror
Do not fret and jostle again some more
[Chorus]
[Verse 4]
Isolate it down to your old headphone cord
Is it on my end or maybe it's on yours
Rotate and twist it do you hear a thing
Jostle that cord and maybe you'll get it working
[Chorus x2]
[Verse 1]
He's an American
And he's a mime
And it is clear
He's past his prime
He sits there
Without a dime
Surely he will try
To paint over the grime. (x2)
Oh damn
Oh shit
Oh damn
Oh shit
[Chorus]
American Mime (x6)
[Verse 2]
You could say
A committer of crimes
And all of them
In pantomime
His actions speak
Louder than his rhymes
He's a performer
of a paradigm (x2)
Oh shit
Oh damn
Oh shit
Oh damn
[Chorus]
[Verse 1]
He slips and slides everywhere
When he hears the tiniest noise
Adrenaline rushes through him
He's in immediate danger
[Pre-drop chorus]
Panicked slipping (x3)
(scream)
[Verse 2]
It is so dark outside his house
He can not see anything near
He hears thumping footsteps coming
He doesn't what it could be
[Pre-drop chorus]
[Verse 3]
The carpet moves under his feet
He is stuck in place motionless
The fear is too much for his head
He will panic until he falls
[Pre-drop chorus]
[Verse 4]
He's blinded by the blinding light
Unable to see what it is
It walks up to him and it says
Don't panic I promise you're safe
[Pre-end chorus]
Panicked slipping (x3)
(long scream) (x2)
[Verse 1]
I don't wanna hear it
I don't wanna hear it
I don't wanna hear you bitch and bitch
about your internet speed
[Verse 2]
You think you've got it bad
You think you've got it bad
I think you haven't seen the shit
that I have to deal with
[Verse 3]
You'll complain about it
About your hundred millisecond ping
About your twenty megabit
per second download speed
[Verse 4]
I wish I could be
as spoiled as you
But unfortunately
my house ain't connected, we got skipped
[Verse 5]
You'll complain about it
You pay a hundred dollars a month
I pay that four fold
for a fraction of the service
[Verse 6]
My data gets shot into space
Have to hope the satellite is still in orbit
Such an over complication
It would be cheaper to just give me fiber optic
[Verse 7]
I get fifty gigs of service per month
My download speed is less than a megabit per second
I have over seven hundred milliseconds of latency
And cause of where I live there's no alternatives
[Verse 8]
I wish I wish I wish I could complain
About having good internet
I wish I wish I wish I didn't have to complain
About living in a dump
Purchasing currently not available, because both I don't want to bother setting up payment and also think that paying money for this would be a scam even if done so voluntarily.
Downloadable bonus items include:
- Full album lyrics
- Track listing
- Notes commenting on the development of the album
- Both front and back album covers
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